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Dear Winter: you can go away now.
#’go and work at Stormcage’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’how on earth did you get sacked after the first day?’ they said #no but srsly lol #poor guy #first day at job - and he’s guarding river #and she wants to escape#sucks to be you dude #but idk why they keep on trying to keep her in her cell when she intends on leaving it #I mean sure - I can understand that they tried to stop fer from escaping the first time #and the second time #and the sixth and ninth #but after her bazillionth attempt - bazillionth attempt that ended with success #they just should’ve stopped #and help her with packing #’which dress do you want me to pack dr Song? how many guns? condoms?’ #’dress warmly dr Song! and eat regularly’#’see you later doctor Song!’ #doctor who #river song #queen of all the time and space (via your-bespoke-psychopath)
#I bet they put him there on purpose#guarding River’s cell is like Stormcage hazing #the other guards are in the control room #watching the monitors and trading bets #somebody brought pretzels and they’re elbowing each other and offering live commentary #DON’T BRING HER THE PHONE MAN IT IS A TRAP #oh god #he’s so dumb #what do you think? is she gonna knock him out? #use the lipstick #aww man I love the lipstick #BEST DISCIPLINARY ACTION EVER #oh oh oh LOOK #SHE IS REACHING FOR THE CLEAVAGE #LIPSTICK IT IS #WIN #OH YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!!! #did he just TELL her it’s his first day? #GOD DAMMIT MAN ARE YOU STUPID? #DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ORIENTATION? #oh - oh - AND THERE HE GOES #you dumbass #Bye River #oh look she’s drawing something #should we sound the alarm? #nahhhh #man I hope she brings us back something good#last time she went to some planet called America and brought us all back these calandars (via areyoumarriedriver)
The fact that in the world there exists tiny cotton ball bats in tiny bat communities that cling to the bottom of folded leaves makes all the shitty stuff that exists totally ok.
Always reblog Honduran white bats.
Those are bats???
OH NO THE IMPENDING THREAT OF ACCESSIBILITY
SAVING PEOPLE FROM PANIC ATTACKS???? WHAT EVER WILL WE DO???? Think of the CHILDREN
Trigger warnings are literally a two scone blarb of “This might upset some one because xyz” y are ppl so annoyed?
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
I’ll accept cute, but I’m still holding out hope for ‘makes heads turn walking down the street’ to suddenly hit
You have zero ground to stand on, Ms ‘no this black is too green for me wait let’s compare for half an hour’ AT LEAST WE DIDN’T HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR MINE
On blood vessels, of course!
I’m just imagining me lounging atop a pile of my dearest friends now omg this question has the best mental images
Iii had always heard it as a derivative of jerking off (as in, ‘your parents should have jerked off instead of having you’, and etymonline has three - jerking off, jerkwater town… And ‘uncertain origin’. Anyone else heard about this? (I don’t want to argue, I just know that spreading misinformation doesn’t really help anyone)
I have a lot of long and complicated feelings about my family. The short version is that I love them, but family get-togethers are exhausting for various reasons, and even more so now that my parents are born-again Christians (my mother is particularly zealous, and while it’s been good for her in a number of ways it’s also been absolutely awful).
look at this shiny dude. it should be illegal to be that fancy.
USE YOUR MASTER BALL!